FacePalm Thread

What have you done to make your life amusing.
Do not post real player names to avoid drama
EDIT:

 

User: guys how i can get blue laser
Me: get the blue gatorade
User: how i can get it
Me: Ask your mommy to get it from the store
User: ok brb
[1 hour-ish later]
User: hey i've got blue gatorade now what
Me: ....
Other user: lmao
Me: Are you for real
Other user 2: hahahahaha

 

Little Liberator: Help!
Me: ?
Liberator: Something's chasing me!
Liberator: HELP!!! It won't go away!
Me: where? (I invite him to outfit)
Liberator: 3-1
Me: omw
Me: LMAO it's his flax
Everyone: LOL

^ I have a screenshot of this somewhere but couldn't find it.

 

New one:

User 1: Hi, (removed) ,Congratulations! Your bid of 1,262,040,000 Credits won you the auction for Sentinel (SD-SE-01)!
Me: nab
User 2: awesome!!
User 2: congradulations (removed)=)
User 1: XD
User 1:: thanks
System: Flooding is not permitted!
Me: any noob can win that with 1.25b kinah plz. That is easy
Me: you sir, are weak
Me: lol
User 1: oh snap i look smexy
User 2: woah u do look smexy lol
User 1: XD
Me: pretty sure smexy is my word that I brought to the server about 5 years ago ...

5 Seconds later
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Me: i call copyrights
User 1: lmao
User 2: LOL
User 3: LMAO
User 4: hahaha
Me: started saying that alot when I first bought my Gold goli.
Me: then people started copying me

 

Um...I am just gonna use a pic.

 

User in chat: I remember when this server used to be called GB1.
Me: This server was never called GB1
Other user in chat: Newbie
User in chat: Your such a noob
Me: >.>
Other user in chat: I am new to this server not the game
User in chat: When did you start playing this game?
Other user in chat: 6 years ago on GB server
Me: I played this game since Beta and played this server since it started, it was never called GB
Other user in chat: someone educate this guy
User in chat: Noob... do you even know what GB stands for?
Me: Yes... Great Britain
User in chat: oo I thought it meant Global....
Random guy: LMAO
Me: This is Global America AKA GA1

 

User 1: User 2, If you're gonna pop EIC then move to another company ya jackass
User 2: don't collect cloak
User 3: Indeed User 1, couldn't agree more
User 4: don't collect cloak????
User 1: guess what User 2, I'm cloaked again
User 2: cloack collections if you're bot
User 4: no it don't
User 1: idiot
User 4: botting is different you tool
User 1: haha
User 2: bot run
User 2: he run first
Me: this is hilarious
User 3: oh is User 5 trying to use grammar again?
User 5: )
User 1: I saw 10 havocs thought you might pop me but no you cloak and run to bray so that can kill me, noob
User 2: I love User 5 <3
User 5: User 3: you waone conversation?nt to have wit some
User 6: english?
User 2: spanish =(
User 3: erm yh can you translate that please?
User 4: lol
User 4: my 3 year old speaks better than that

That day was a continuous banter fest. Few months ago ^ still had a screenshot of that bit. If anyone wants to see, let me know.

 

I would love to know who those people were lol.

 

IDK. today was the first time I seen them in chat.

 

I'm the one who always says welcome to DO, i feel you are a thief lol

 

meh, I been saying that since 2007

 

really? cause i was here in jan of 07 and said it all the time. make up your own stuff nooblet

 

DD, you're the newb.

 

I been here since Dec 2006

 

lol

 

lol changing your join date doesn't help your case. And i don't know who you are zynaps so you can't talk scrub.

 

User1: Hey i bought a spearhead and it didnt work i couldnt equip anything.
Me: delete configs and try again
User1: To late, i sold it cuz it was broken and bought a new one....but this 1 doesnt work either.
Me: ---------------_________________------------------

 

"Copy from friend"

You're whispering to User1: Hello
User1 is whispers: Hi
You're whispering to User1: how are you ?
User1 is whispers: dfnjlndf
You're whispering to User1: did you fall asleep ?
User1 is whispers: im sorry

 

I'm bigger, I'm bolder. I'm rougher, I'm tougher...Another words sucker there is no other..I'm the one and only dominator!!!