OMG, I feel like a noob + Funny extreme exagerations.

I've been doing my noob quests, every single quest I could find, from the beginning, when I found a bunch where you have to get like 300 of prometium, another one for 300 endurium, stuff like that. I didn't know that they changed it so that you could get it from cargo boxes from aliens though, so I spent an hour or two just getting it from space by collecting single pieces of it.

I eventually accidentaly got a cargo box from an alien I popped, and noticed it counted towards the quest. I could of done those quests an hour ago.

(Face palms so hard that the Earth shatters, then screams so loudly from feeling like a noob that my head turns into an exclamation point with mouths all over it so it can scream louder, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!", then my voice breaks the universe and the moon pulls out a lasso and starts chasing after the Earth, but the Earth pulls out a cannon and blasts it, all the while the mouths on my exclamation point head are chanting in a helium voice "We're gonna insecure you! We're gonna insecure you!", then there's a ground shaking balloon popping sound, and everything returns to normal)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm such a noob! (Starts grunting has I'm talking to the point you can barely understand me, while kicking rocks around and stuff) Noob noob noob noob NOOB!!!!

If there's a robot called noobitron 9000, it's going to be out noobed by me! In a game of who can be a bigger noob between me and it, I am the monster under it's bed, the giant ear with spider legs and fangs that waits for it to sleep! I will take all the things in it's mind that give it hope and cleverly sneak around them, then EAT what's beneath it!

(Starts randomly singing a rock song about how big a noob I am, and exclamation points with musical instruments dance around me playing music)

Okay, I think I've made my point. lol

 

lol

 

yea... lol

 

well written ha new be